Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me

Some days, I wish I had chosen "pirate" as a career choice.
Not some namby pamby Johnny Depp-esque kind, but a badass, eye-gouging, grog-swilling, pillage, plunder, and rape kind of pirate. The hours probably sucked. Your medical coverage was pretty much limited to amputation or eye-patch and you didn't get any dental, but the pay probably wasn't too bad. Plus, you could pretty much wear whatever you wanted to work.
I guess nuclear power, long range radar, and cruise missiles have kind of put the kabosh on that career field though. Too bad. Some days, hacking at someone with a cutlass sure sounds more appealing than reading email.

Arrrr, Matey...Peace out
-HBH